You're not lazy — you're investigating. This tee is for the ones who live in leggings, drink wine out of a mug, and fall asleep to stories that may or may not involve poison. Featuring wine, popcorn, and a fake social club name that feels way too real, this shirt makes a great gift for the queen of couch-based crime solving. Customizable "Est. Year" so you can mark the moment your binge-watching habits became a lifestyle.                                                                                                               📦 FREE Shipping and Customization Included!

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