Barely Functioning. Fully Booked.

This POV is for the ones whose calendars are full, but whose souls have exited the chat.
You’ve got bills, back pain, and three half-finished tasks open in different rooms — just like your browser tabs.

Adult Chronicles is the daily script of pretending to have it together. It’s dry commentary from someone who’s technically upright, emotionally on a 15-minute break.

Customize the year the illusion began. EST. whenever the free trial of youth expired.