For the moments when you're spiraling, but still don't want to fill out a form.
This panic cow is living proof that HR involvement only makes it worse.
Perfect for burnout buddies, toxic team survivors, and anyone who’s been “reminded of the company values” in an email.
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Unisex fit
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Frantic energy included
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Free shipping always
- Add a Name or Nickname and a year, to add the personal touch
📦 FREE Shipping and Customization Included!
Your order ships directly from our print partner and typically arrives within 10 business days.
We don’t accept returns since each item is made to order —
but if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out and we’ll make it right together.
💬 We offer customization on 1 surface at no charge, in the graphic or on a sleeve, Want a personalized version or a group order?
Message us anytime — we’re here to help.