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For the moments when you're spiraling, but still don't want to fill out a form.
This panic cow is living proof that HR involvement only makes it worse.
Perfect for burnout buddies, toxic team survivors, and anyone who’s been “reminded of the company values” in an email.
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💬 Customize the Signature Tag EST. (year) — no charge, no judgment.
It’s your chaos origin story, we just print it.
📦Free Shipping Always - Made To Order. Delivered in about 10 business days
No Returns, No Stress -- We Don't Do Returns, But We'll Always Make It Right.
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