You show up. You breathe. You're an Active Member in good standing. This Bare Minimum Club tee is for every over-committed, underpaid adult who understands the true value of doing just enough. Featuring a surprisingly cool goat mascot rocking shades and a bandana—because if you're going to coast, you should at least look good doing it. It's the perfect uniform for anti-hustle culture, Monday mornings, and anyone whose only goal today is not to accidentally set anything on fire. Ideal for sarcastic friends, burnout survivors, and coworker gifts that truly get it. Customize the 'Est. YEAR' to mark the year you personally lowered your standards.
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