Narrator’s Oath: Bear witness. Skip the intervention.

The Narrator's point of view, is life is a spectator sport. They smile politely while internally narrating the downfall of civilization.
You’ve got thoughts, judgments, and a running commentary that’s definitely not safe for group chats.

Narrator POV is where quiet observation turns into full-blown storytelling — starring you, against your will, in every awkward interaction imaginable.

Customize the year you started censoring yourself. EST. whenever you became fluent in silent side-eye.