For the coworker who knows way too much and may or may not be able to keep a secret.
This suit-wearing cat has seen things—private employee things. HR-violation things. These files? Let’s just say… they’re not leaving the drawer.

• Purr-fect for corporate whistleblowers (or just really quiet quitters)
• Unisex fit, soft burnout-friendly fabric
• Great gift for that one person who says “that’s above my pay grade” daily
• Designed to be worn with a knowing glance and dead eyes

🗃️ Let's Just Say, I Know STUFF!
And no, we’re not “looping Legal in.” Ever.

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