For the coworker who knows way too much and may or may not be able to keep a secret.
This suit-wearing cat has seen things—private employee things. HR-violation things. These files? Let’s just say… they’re not leaving the drawer.

• Purr-fect for corporate whistleblowers (or just really quiet quitters)
• Unisex fit, soft burnout-friendly fabric
• Great gift for that one person who says “that’s above my pay grade” daily
• Designed to be worn with a knowing glance and dead eyes

🗃️ Let's Just Say, I Know STUFF!
And no, we’re not “looping Legal in.” Ever.

• Optional sleeve customization: name or nickname + burnout year

📦 FREE Shipping and Customization Included!
Your order ships directly from our print partner and typically arrives within 10 business days.

We don’t accept returns since each item is made to order —
but if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out and we’ll make it right together.

💬 We offer customization on 1 surface at no charge, in the graphic or on a sleeve, Want a personalized version or a group order?
Message us anytime — we’re here to help.