This anxious possum has seen things... and none of it was covered in onboarding.
Perfect for anyone who's ever lived through "an incident" and thought, “This feels like a training module waiting to happen.”
Whether the copier exploded, Janet cried again, or Chad accidentally sent a reply-all with receipts — just know:
📘 The manual? Useless.
😵 The trauma? Ongoing.
• Soft, unisex fit for panic and professionalism
• Great gift for team leads, emotional-support employees, and middle managers in survival mode
• May increase side-eyes and knowing nods in shared workspaces
📎 After yesterday’s incident, the manual needs revisions.
Please see section 404: Guidance Not Found.
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Optional sleeve customization: name or nickname + burnout year
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