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This ferret has never known peace and refuses to start now. Equal parts anxious and morally flexible, he's the unofficial mascot for anyone running on vibes, diet soda, and ethically gray decisions. Perfect as a gift for your favorite chaotic human — and yes, you can customize it to make it even more concerning.
💬 Customize the Signature Tag EST. (year) — no charge, no judgment.
It’s your chaos origin story, we just print it.
📦Free Shipping Always - Made To Order. Delivered in about 10 business days
No Returns, No Stress -- We Don't Do Returns, But We'll Always Make It Right.
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