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When your moral compass is mostly drama and invisibe —this shirt gets it. Featuring Dale, our frazzled office mouse proudly declaring, “I’ve done nothing illegal… which is surprising!” Perfect for coworkers, accountants, or anyone just surviving corporate nonsense. Soft, comfy, and 100% HR-safe (probably). Add a year to the Signature Tag for an extra flair.
💬 Customize the Signature Tag EST. (year) — no charge, no judgment.
It’s your chaos origin story, we just print it.
📦Free Shipping Always - Made To Order. Delivered in about 10 business days
No Returns, No Stress -- We Don't Do Returns, But We'll Always Make It Right.
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