Whether it was a spicy HR file, an email thread from 2019, or a calendar event named “Surprise Layoffs,” this dog just made a huge mistake.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever opened a doc and immediately wished they hadn't — because sometimes curiosity doesn’t kill the cat… it emotionally scars the office dog.
• For the emotionally unwell but still employed
• Soft unisex tee, ideal for stress-scrolling or fake typing
• A+ gift for coworkers who read too much and speak too little
• Warning: wearing this may cause people to trauma dump on you
🐶 I should not have read that.
And now we all need to log off
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