Ever look at your workload and think, “Yeah, this feels like a crime scene”?
Meet the overworked office cat who knows these files should’ve been shredded... six budgets ago.
This one’s for the corporate survivors, the chaos coordinators, and anyone whose job is just ✨vibes✨ and plausible deniability.

• For employees, ex-employees, and "technically-not-my-problem" folks
• Unisex fit, burnout-approved softness
• Makes a perfect passive-aggressive gift for your favorite coworker (or boss 👀)

• Optional sleeve customization: name or nickname + burnout year

📦 FREE Shipping and Customization Included!
Your order ships directly from our print partner and typically arrives within 10 business days.

We don’t accept returns since each item is made to order —
but if there’s an issue with your order, please reach out and we’ll make it right together.

💬 We offer customization on 1 surface at no charge, in the graphic or on a sleeve, Want a personalized version or a group order?
Message us anytime — we’re here to help.